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Welcome to Red Ribbon Inc. We are your NUMBER 1 choice for cybergenic and robotics needs.
Our company has been serving your community since 1999.

Red Ribbon Inc. has made many contributions to the scientific community this year. Such as: The Arm Cannon©. The Eye Beam©. The Palm Energy Absorber©. Most importantly, the World Destructo Ray©.

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Red Ribbon Inc. is not responsible for loss of property, life, or limb in any event up to and including an act of God or the end of the world as you know it. All terms and conditions subject to change without notice. Punishment for disobedience, treason, and any action we determine as "BAD" constitutes death. Employee's thoughts, possessions, and families become the sole possession of Red Ribbon Inc. These terms are non-negotiable and any question pertaining too or about will result in immediate termination. Termination will be exacted out by rifle squad or public hanging. All copyrights, registered trademarks and celebrity comments a re bogus and totally not true.